My quick present to Jordan

Hey everyone,

As many of you may know, I'm very much supportive of the Jordan-April union that will one day, barring any unforseen meteor strikes that somehow divide the world's population permanently, be completed. I figured I'd put up this picture of April (I have none of the both of you to put up) that everyone agrees is a good one. Oh yes, even the garden knomes agreed it was a good picutre. I even overheard one of them state, "Gosh, I bet I look that good in red." He then put on a red shirt and a red hat but everyone unanimously agreed he didn't look good in red at all, and in fact, it made him look fat. However, such is not the case with April Brinkley. So, for my good friend halfway around the world and my other good friend 400 miles southeast of me, here's to you two.

Oh, and there's also a picture of what the horrible Christmas conditions were like in Jacksonville.